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About skateRface : I am pretty chill. Hobbies: Skating, BMX
Im Christian and play Guitar on the worship team at my church.
I absolutely LOVE the sun.
I absolutely HATE grammar Nazis.
But I do not appreciate: so I jus tlked to him an he wuz like...etc
Message me, I will answer :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese!! It turns out that this particular telemarketer looool spoke it as well!! Every time I hung up he called back!! Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks there language!! FML
Today, I Spraind Sternum In Rugby Match. I Now Can't Yell, Laugh, Cough, Inhale Or Exhale Fully, Or Sneeze Without A Sharp Pain Shooting Through Chest. I Have A Pollen Allergy, And Sneeze Every 5 Or 10 Minutes. FML
Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, mah great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and mah other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker askd everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had did of an overdose . As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh . I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitchd me out for a good 5 minutes . FML
TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND DID THE AUSTIN POWERS DANCE/STRIP-TEASE WHILE DANCING TO 'I TOUCH MYSELF'. IT WAS CUTE UNTIL HE RIPPED OFF HIS SHRT AND REVEALED THAT HE'D SHAVED HIS CHEST HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A PENIS. FML
Friday 27 March 2015