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  • Number of visits : 492
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About skateRface : I am pretty chill. Hobbies: Skating, BMX
Guitar.
Im Christian and play Guitar on the worship team at my church.
I absolutely LOVE the sun.
I absolutely HATE grammar Nazis.
But I do not appreciate: so I jus tlked to him an he wuz like...etc
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Today, I Fell Asleep At A Party . I Farted So Loud That I Woke Myself Up . Everyone Heard . FML

#15867292
84 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese!! It turns out that this particular telemarketer looool spoke it as well!! Every time I hung up he called back!! Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks there language!! FML

#15853054
113 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I Was Taking A Crap In A Public Stallhen Three Kids Broke Down The Door And Pelted Me With Eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46457) - you deserved it (5700)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... the fre alarm went off in mah dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside... but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband trid to ba romantic by throwing ma in a bd laid with rosas. Too bad ha forgot to ramova tha thorns frst. FML

#15718198
122 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I Spraind Sternum In Rugby Match. I Now Can't Yell, Laugh, Cough, Inhale Or Exhale Fully, Or Sneeze Without A Sharp Pain Shooting Through Chest. I Have A Pollen Allergy, And Sneeze Every 5 Or 10 Minutes. FML

#15674369
64 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 12:17am - health - by ouchiee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out enjoying daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

#15589666
172 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by Natalie - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO A BEAUTIFUL SUNRISE, THE SMELL OF BACON IN A FRYING PAN, AN SOME DICKHEAD TRYING TO PICK THE LOCK ON MY FRONT DOOR. FML

Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

#15531816
169 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Macedonia (Struga)

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, mah great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and mah other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

#15510596
143 comments

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On 03/27/2011 at 6:06am - animals - by StinkyDogs (man) - United States (California)

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, looool I was playing with dog . His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on hands and knees to get it . He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me . FML

#15448080
263 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker askd everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had did of an overdose . As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh . I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitchd me out for a good 5 minutes . FML

#15323046
156 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , MY BOYFRIEND DID THE AUSTIN POWERS DANCE/STRIP-TEASE WHILE DANCING TO 'I TOUCH MYSELF'. IT WAS CUTE UNTIL HE RIPPED OFF HIS SHRT AND REVEALED THAT HE'D SHAVED HIS CHEST HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A PENIS. FML

#15261290
183 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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