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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 January 1984 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About skalyan : Nothing to boast much. I am a software engineer and I had done my masters.

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Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

#13626232
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15985) - you deserved it (26962)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35435) - you deserved it (2854)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16133) - you deserved it (26026)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44442) - you deserved it (9773)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my boyfriend was reading me a love poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said "shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML

#4277493
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59410) - you deserved it (4285)

On 08/04/2009 at 7:27am - love - by jemma (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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