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  • Number of visits : 80
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About sk8er42 : What's up I love to sk8 workout and play sports so yea

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yesterday while I was in the shower boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I had to spend a few hours in a hospital with a toddler and a preschooler projecting vomit all over, cuz my husband thinks "expiration dates r 4 pussies." FML

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On 02/18/2013 at 2:44am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me an not my brother. big fat FML

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On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I purchasd an app to track mah period . When mah mother askd mehy I got it.. . I told her I was going to use it so I knewhen to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie . She slappd me in the face and calld me a drty prostitute and a liar . FML

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On 06/19/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by stillAvirgin:( - United States (Arkansas)

Today... me an mah boyfriend were just about to have sex an I was so excitd to do it just like the movies. He carrid me up an just as he was about to lay me on the bd he sneezd... dropping me at the same time. I hit mah head. Now I have 12 stitches where mah eyebrow usd to be.

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On 03/13/2009 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Misc. (woman) - United States (Florida)



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