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sk8_king
  • Town/Country : Bronx, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sk8_king : love playing football, xbox, and listening to music. I'm a pretty simple guy. also on a side note I hate grammar nazis. this is FML not freakin english class

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Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8064) - you deserved it (48644)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29713) - you deserved it (1770)

On 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by 3023-dang - United States



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