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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

#19870672
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54432) - you deserved it (2563)

On 06/30/2012 at 8:48am - health - by Jobby (woman) -

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML

#19805072
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33043) - you deserved it (2378)

On 06/18/2012 at 12:39am - work - by Adam Jensen - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

#5072938
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51692) - you deserved it (4665)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

#709735
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112951) - you deserved it (8477)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by Jenny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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