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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34561) - you deserved it (3787)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, I have an Urinary Tract Infection, causing me to have to use the bathroom about every ten minutes. I'm also about to leave on a 15 hour car trip with my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30903) - you deserved it (2255)

On 12/26/2009 at 12:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I have an Urinary Tract Infection, causing me to have to use the bathroom about every ten minutes. I'm also about to leave on a 15 hour car trip with my entire family. FML

#6949981
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I agree, your life sucks (30903) - you deserved it (2255)

On 12/26/2009 at 12:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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