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sjaytee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 472
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Visits<b>ber_moresushi</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 10:19pm<b>theBalloonPerson</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 8:27am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 11:48pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 3:57am<b>mip_92</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 2:06pm<b>paskievitchjack</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 12:48pm<b>notsick</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 10:48pm<b>K_kanaka</b> - the 11/21/2013 at 8:15pm<b>adambomb8181</b> - the 07/07/2013 at 11:32pm<b>Random_Red</b> - the 02/03/2013 at 5:50pm<b>slg1</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 7:59pm<b>jmdnba097</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 7:54pm<b>jsmills92</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 7:28pm<b>howdeedoo</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 7:09pm<b>taka805</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 6:30pm<b>Yolarashi</b> - the 12/20/2012 at 5:53pm<b>BumNipples</b> - the 11/23/2012 at 3:30pm

Fucked!<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 5:48am

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I agree, their lives suck

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sjaytee's favorite FMLs

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

by Anonymous / 05/06/2012 at 12:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

by catherineratley / 05/06/2012 at 12:09am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation

Today, while at the store, I realized how socially inept I am when I said "excuse me" to a shopping cart because it was in my way. FML

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

by doggone / 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we ended up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 5:16pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Holidays