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Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

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On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32016) - you deserved it (3049)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

#13389421
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32016) - you deserved it (3049)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML

#13389421
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32016) - you deserved it (3049)

On 10/10/2010 at 4:45am - misc - by toazt - United States (Arizona)

Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)



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