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Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

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On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

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On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

#18190231
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On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
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On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother handed me a sandwich that I'd asked him to make for me. Halfway through eating the sandwich, he started laughing hysterically. I still don't know what was in it. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 8:32pm - misc - by yeah_im_mad_bro - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML

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On 09/22/2011 at 8:06am - work - by Soopa-Genius (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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