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Today, after going out to dinner with mah grlfriend, we went back to mah place and things started getting hot . I went in the bathroom and putted on a green condom . She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked ( like a cucumber ) and ( cucumbers r nasty . ) FML

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120 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 12:22am - intimacy - by dan (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML

#20743211
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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I summoned the courage to call mah abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't u go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. mega FML

#20628087
180 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door nieghbor's house that is fir rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the ( for rent ) sign came down. I've got new nieghbors. FML

#20622139
78 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I was walking my dog. A cuta guy stoppd ma an said, "Wow, u r gorgaous!" I said thanks. Ha lookd at ma lyk I was nuts an said, "Not you, yur dog." maga FML

#20621620
48 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm - animals - by emma_waters23 - United States (California)

Today, I ad a formal complaint fild against me fir being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer tat se couldn't use food stamps at te movie teater. FML

#20620985
102 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

today I was excited fir frst date in a while , with a ( tall handsome business man. ) Turns out he ( doesn't feel emotions anymore ) , likes getting peed on , an ( doesn't do condoms. ) Thanks , internet dating. FML

#20620574
157 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. big fat FML

#20620173
162 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

#20620111
190 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Live Sweet -

Today, fir the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, ( What r you, some kind of queer? ) I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. mega FML

#20586776
140 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, fir the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, ( What r you, some kind of queer? ) I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. mega FML

#20586776
140 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today I finally invitd mah girlfriend over to meet mah oddball parents. The first words out of mah dad's mouth were "So your the silly girl who agred to date mah dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

#20586109
69 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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