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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41273) - you deserved it (3710)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

#16888373
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34500) - you deserved it (4490)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by Courtney (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (3197)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46316) - you deserved it (7181)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

#16781129
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28392) - you deserved it (7599)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:59pm - health - by Charles (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53074) - you deserved it (3373)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36300) - you deserved it (5987)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

#16245376
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52480) - you deserved it (3720)

On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37065) - you deserved it (10090)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35644)

On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

#16101317
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41335) - you deserved it (17428)

On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48618) - you deserved it (8006)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

#15205288
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52253) - you deserved it (4395) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10292) - you deserved it (38187)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML



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