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  • Number of visits : 3254
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

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a man on te bus questioned my sexuality fir being a male nurse . I asked im wat e did and e said e worked in a garage . Wen I pointed out tat I work wit sexy nurses all day and e works wit sweaty guys, e punced me in te stomac . fat FML

#19743527
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (5843)

On 06/06/2012 at 10:19am - misc - by Bishop (man) -

Today, Mah Little Brother Got His Crush To Go Out With Him By Impressing Her With His Level 500 FarmVille . This Is The Next Generation . FML

#19708903
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27908) - you deserved it (2160)

On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, MY COLLEAGUE YET AGAIN MISUSED THE WORD ( LITERALLY. ) IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE. I HAVE TO WORK OPPOSITE HIM AND HEAR HIM SAY THINGS LYK HE'S JUST ( LITERALLY SHIT HIMSELF INSIDE OUT. ) FML

#19656531
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19496) - you deserved it (4615)

On 05/21/2012 at 10:11am - work - by Rebecca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today, mah boyfriend started laughing during sex cuz mah boobs are slightly different . He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either . FML

#19621100
199 comments

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On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY... I REALIZED THAT ALL THE TIMES I CHECKED BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN BEFORE PEIENG DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR WAT TO DO IF SOMEONE WAS ACTUALLY THERE. FML

#19616275
217 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML

#19614809
122 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

today I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22115) - you deserved it (6318)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma parents decided on ma punisment 4 failing an Englis test. No deodorant 4 a week. Tey tink tey're so ilarious, tey told all tere friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

#19555770
182 comments

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On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Today, as I was wasing my boyfriend's fisbowl, te fis did a Nemo an made an unoly leap down te drain. My immediate impulse was to flip te switc. Our kitcen now smells lyk mutilated fis an my boyfriend won't speak to me.

#19504619
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8715) - you deserved it (32939)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Yesterday, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

#19497404
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13675) - you deserved it (5151)

On 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

#19491584
46 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31566) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

#19449472
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14664) - you deserved it (37645)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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