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todayile I was looking fir a file on my boyfriend's ard drive, I came acros poto of a alf-naked woman wearing my clotes, butose ead wasn't really visible. Wen I demanded an explanation, I realised tat it wasn't anoter grl - it was im. FML
Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML
yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML
Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML
Today, 63-year-old nieghbor jumped out of his window . I was the frst to fine him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush . I guess I shouldn't have laughed at himhile waiting fir the ambulance, because he was landlord . FML
Friday 27 March 2015