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  • Number of visits : 3251
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

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todayile I was looking fir a file on my boyfriend's ard drive, I came acros poto of a alf-naked woman wearing my clotes, butose ead wasn't really visible. Wen I demanded an explanation, I realised tat it wasn't anoter grl - it was im. FML

#581
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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML

#523
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On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

#349
122 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

YESTERDAY 4 THE 25TH TIME, AN INDIAN CALLD MAH CELL PHONE ASKING 4 'PINKIE'. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL PINKIE IS, BUT I DON'T APPRECIATE PEOPLE CALLING WRONG NUMBERS WHILE I'M HAVING IT OFF. FML

#249
74 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today , I’m Starting Mah 28th Year With 28 Cents On Mah Bank Account. FML

#227
55 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, it has baan a yaar and a half sinca mah boyfriand discovarad onlina pokar. Annoyad to saa him spanding avary avaning playing on his laptop, I thraatanad him: “Now honay, you hava to choosa. It’s yur pokar or ma!” Answar: “You r bluffing!” FML

#34
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, 63-year-old nieghbor jumped out of his window . I was the frst to fine him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush . I guess I shouldn't have laughed at himhile waiting fir the ambulance, because he was landlord . FML

#24
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then droppd it in the toilet. FML

#21
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, My Dog Was Watching Me And Started To Have A Hard-on, Fir Half An Hour . FML

#20
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use looool lost 5 billion. mega FML

#19
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

yastarday during tha trailar at tha movias, boyfriand albowad ma in tha ribs and smilad whan an ad for a waight loss instituta was shown. FML

#18
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today... I woke up next to a beautiful... half-naked brunette in mah bed. Two minutes later... mah alarm clock woke me up fir real. looool mega FML

#17
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today... I got braces fittd. For the next two yeres... I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

#8
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

TODAY AT THE CINEMA I SAT NEXT TO A GUY WHO COULDN’T STAND A MINUTE WITHOUT LAUGHING OR MAKING COMMENT ABOUT THE FILM !! FML

#7
123 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -



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