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Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10481) - you deserved it (116710)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

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On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
471 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
188 comments

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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
153 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

#14971443
175 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mother dragged me into Victoria's Secret to get my opinion on some lingerie. Lingerie she'll be using to get into my dad's pants this evening. FML

#14731317
68 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

#12724664
155 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 6:36pm - love - by iammike (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

#12513717
151 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60657) - you deserved it (8350)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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