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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 September 1986 (28 years)
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About sirpantselot : Good at: wasting time, juggling (see wasting time), laughing, memorising song lyrics/movie quotes, recalling useless information, forgetting important information, losing things, being a spouse, watching sport.

Bad at: playing sport, taking things seriously, believing in god, eating meat, saving money, going to sleep early, liking politicians, filling in 'About Me' sections.

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