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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 April 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

#6283772
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (6400)

On 11/13/2009 at 2:14am - love - by rejectedmidair (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to the parking lot from class while texting. When I looked up as I approached my parking spot, I noticed the words "F*ck you Dave" keyed into my car. Hi, my name is Clare. Who's Dave? FML

#6283457
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33309) - you deserved it (1856)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by mynameis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

#6283375
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30617) - you deserved it (3064)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31545) - you deserved it (7905)

On 11/12/2009 at 7:05pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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