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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 April 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, my local USPS delivery man refused to deliver any more packages to my house, because in the past, my dogs have barked at him and he feels threatened. He also filed a complaint about our house because apparently my driveway has branches that, to him, are considered "hazardous." FML


I agree, your life sucks (5271) - you deserved it (945)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:26pm - misc - by 18emikot - United States (Minnesota)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML


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On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML


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On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML


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On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML


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On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML


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On 07/21/2015 at 11:17am - misc - by father-in-nope (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired from my dream job for being pregnant. Apparently, you can't teach children while growing one inside you. FML


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On 07/20/2015 at 10:29am - work - by mrsmahdi - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend didn't break up with me, but his mom did. FML

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML


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On 07/12/2015 at 3:39pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML


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On 07/10/2015 at 9:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML


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On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML


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On 06/27/2015 at 1:48am - work - by *cough* *cough* you're a dickface (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

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