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simba123935

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  • Town/Country : Eastsound, United States
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 263
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm / Canada / Love

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 6:52am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm / United States / Intimacy