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Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23637) - you deserved it (17350)

On 04/08/2015 at 6:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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