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Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML


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Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 6:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML


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