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About silvanna : I really like to read stupid things on here because
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Today , mah daughter told me she is pregnant . The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany . FML

#20887524
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On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I started my new job!! Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before!! He was at my friend's party last month the only time in my lifehen I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself!! He remembers me too!! FML

#20886598
52 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

YESTERDAY I ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE MOUTH WHILE EATING A GO-GURT . I WAS EATING IT BECAUSE I'D JUST HAD WISDOM TEETH REMOVED . FML

#20886516
88 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm - health - by GogurtBadass - United States (Washington)

Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decidd to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She startd making fun of the computer fir spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML

#20886445
96 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 10:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

yesterday I was getting my cat some canned food . Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too latehat I had done . FML

#20886441
108 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I Met My Birth Mother. My Dad Won't Talk To Me... My Mom Won't Stop Crying An Think I'm Replacing Her... An The Rest Of My Family Won't Stop Calling Me A Bitch. I'm 21... An I Just Wantd To Meet The Woman Who Pushd Me Head-first Out Of Her Vagina. FML

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden an tragic death . After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5 . I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer . FML

#20884742
245 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML

#20883990
77 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

#20883807
200 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I walkd in the bathroom to fine son cleaning his penis . It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush . FML

#20883448
121 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my doctor askad ma to undo my bra so ha could chack my braathing without tha straps rastricting my lungs... I got homa an told my friands how awkward it was. Not ona of tham has had this happan to tham bafora. Wa all go to tha sama doctor. FML

#20883308
200 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 12:35am - health - by chestycough - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was getting nails done at a salon, the owner pulld head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze eyebrows!! When I exclaimd that looool I didn't pay 4 that service, she replid, "I don't care!! This needs done." FML

#20882967
94 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm - misc - by BaMiTsAnYa (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
102 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was at Walmart with my stapmom. Wa wara about to chack out whan a littla swaat-looking old woman cummad up and askad if sha could gat in front of us. Saaing as sha only had two itams in har hands wa said yas. Har husband than cummad up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML



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