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by surefeelslikelove / 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm / Work
by Whosthegroom / 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML
by lpspann87 / 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by welcometothefamily / 02/26/2011 at 9:03am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML
by heartbroken / 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Love
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
by copper / 01/29/2011 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
by Unreality / 01/26/2011 at 4:26pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by riddick0846 / 12/12/2010 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Animals
by Marlon / 12/11/2010 at 3:18am / United States / Love
by - / 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except… Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating…