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sillyyanks

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About sillyyanks : Reading peoples' problems helps alleviate my worries about my own! Simples!

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Today, my mum was filling out a reference for me as I work in the family business. When it came to naming two of my strengths, she asked me what to put as she couldn't think of anything. FML

#16529159
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23299) - you deserved it (4154)

On 06/06/2011 at 12:01pm - work - by surefeelslikelove (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

#16149658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38945) - you deserved it (3234)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

#16146603
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (4783)

On 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17100) - you deserved it (51408)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

#15919542
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30821) - you deserved it (3183)

On 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm - work - by lpspann87 - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML

#15124689
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33468) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:03am - love - by welcometothefamily - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36509) - you deserved it (7600)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

#14764680
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37801) - you deserved it (3174)

On 01/29/2011 at 9:20pm - misc - by copper - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

#14727355
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11777) - you deserved it (41352)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML

#14721609
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26352) - you deserved it (3095)

On 01/26/2011 at 4:26pm - love - by Unreality (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

#14330650
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11615) - you deserved it (25596)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the fat sweaty guy at my job frequently uses my rub-on deodorant and puts it back in my drawer after he's done. FML

#14209126
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30709) - you deserved it (2750)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:27am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

#14175319
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (11750)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

#14162618
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (3476)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML

#13768477
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45346) - you deserved it (3976)

On 11/08/2010 at 7:38pm - kids - by - (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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