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by emilyta / 11/24/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Oregon) / Health
by foreverashamed / 11/04/2011 at 2:57am / Canada / Love
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
by bakedplum / 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 3:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML
by duped / 10/29/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by princesspuffypan / 10/05/2011 at 2:23am / South Africa / Love
by 5.9Cummins / 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML
by Kendal / 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by supergirl7 / 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
by JohnyP / 07/09/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
by run4fun / 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm / United States (Vermont) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 8:36pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by jordeshting / 06/22/2011 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Florida) / Money
- Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get… Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave… Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may…