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Today , my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31357) - you deserved it (5034)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to mah boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to mah teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today...hila having sax.. . I told my boyfriand that I lova him . I could faal him go soft insida ma . FML

#18657042
313 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Yesterday, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, I noticd that girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
127 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my boyfriand told ma tat I can no longar slaap ovar at is ousa bacausa is cat doasn't lyk it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I GAVE EAC OTER EARLY CRISTMA GIFTS. I GAVE IM A BASKETBALL SIGND BY IS FAVORITE PLAYER, WIC TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND. HE GOT ME DIET PILLS. FML

#18568440
144 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 6:28am - love - by tarynfaye (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend went an bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 an renewed his WoW subscription . Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two . FML

#18273262
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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
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On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Sending Boyfriend Dirty Texts To Try And Turn Him On Sohen I See Him The Next Day He Will Want To Get Intimate. Twenty Minutes Later He Texts Back, "ew Stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , mah girlfriend an I were making out while she was laying on me . Her little brother walkd in , saw us an yelld , "Mom they're swallowing each other!" big fat FML

#17068940
197 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)



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