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  • Birth Date : Friday 24 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1246
  • Number of comments : 706
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About silentbutfunny : If you wana creep, heres your chance:

Sometimes im serious, sometimes im funny, some times im pissed, sometimes im mellow. Chill out, its a name. My name also changes alot.

I dont care about spelling

I DO care about grammer, so please call me out.

If i sound to stupid to be serious, chances are im sarcastic.

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silentbutfunny's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11273) - you deserved it (36448)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28567) - you deserved it (14086)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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