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About sig4life : Fun loving, hard working, and a dry perverted sense of humor.
I don't care if you like my humor or not, I will always have fun in the world I created in my head. At least that is what the voices in there tell me.
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Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML