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sig4life
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sig4life : Fun loving, hard working, and a dry perverted sense of humor.

I don't care if you like my humor or not, I will always have fun in the world I created in my head. At least that is what the voices in there tell me.

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Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37113) - you deserved it (5780)

On 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44973) - you deserved it (6982)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)



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