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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 207
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sig4life : Fun loving, hard working, and a dry perverted sense of humor.

I don't care if you like my humor or not, I will always have fun in the world I created in my head. At least that is what the voices in there tell me.

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sig4life's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

#21187944
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46412) - you deserved it (12105)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51713) - you deserved it (16768)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

#21187114
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40105) - you deserved it (3449)

On 06/24/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by sadbuttrue. (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

#21170087
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49134) - you deserved it (8207)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

#21165218
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23117) - you deserved it (38831)

On 06/06/2014 at 6:01pm - health - by shartface12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

#21162704
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50150) - you deserved it (7307)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

#21149888
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47613) - you deserved it (4599)

On 05/24/2014 at 2:14am - love - by SE011194 - United States (Georgia)

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him. FML

#21126504
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53874) - you deserved it (3332)

On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

#21092507
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42310) - you deserved it (8486)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:09am - health - by SeriouslyMakeItStop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41642) - you deserved it (7437)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)



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