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sig4life
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 161
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sig4life : Fun loving, hard working, and a dry perverted sense of humor.

I don't care if you like my humor or not, I will always have fun in the world I created in my head. At least that is what the voices in there tell me.

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Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

#20731650
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37627) - you deserved it (3198)

On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

#20731352
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (1751)

On 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by hinting (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

#20730822
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33811) - you deserved it (6801)

On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

#20729997
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28850) - you deserved it (2377)

On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

#20689207
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48905) - you deserved it (2574)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML

#20684997
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65905) - you deserved it (3931)

On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML

#20605100
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37351) - you deserved it (5788)

On 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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