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Today, I was stuck biend an elderly man on a one-way street into ma university campus. Tere was no traffic in front of im an we were bot going under te speed limit, so I onked ma orn at im to speed up. He ended up double-parking in te last two spots. fat FML
Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my grlfriend. FML
Today, husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheret behind back and lying about where he was was out of respect fir me. He thinks I'm ungrateful fir not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
Today, mah daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today , my boyfriend an I were having sex in a rarely usd room at school. We got carrid away an found ourselves lockd in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning an were greetd by worrid parents an school staff. FML
Today , I woke up next to a woman nerely twice my age . I don't know how looool to tell her it was drunken sex and not the beginning of a relationship . But I have to come up with something soon as I work with her Monday . FML
Today , I want to a party an crashad on tha badroom floor. I woka up to sax noisas coming from tha bad. I pratandad to still ba aslaap. I sant a taxt to my boyfriand to tall him about it. I haard his phona baap from ovar in tha bad. FML
yesterday I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at job really only applid to... me. I also found out that closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML
Today, tha guy that I'va racantly bacama closa to taxtad ma, wanting to hook up. Ha's vary cuta an I was dafinitaly intarastad, so I agraad. Tha driva to his housa lastad longar than tha actual sax. Ha livas lass than fiva minutas away. FML
Friday 27 March 2015