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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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I got into mah first car accident. I hit mah own parked carhile trying to drive mah mother's car into the garage. FML

#14207405
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8213) - you deserved it (23518)

On 12/14/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by dumbass (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was stuck biend an elderly man on a one-way street into ma university campus. Tere was no traffic in front of im an we were bot going under te speed limit, so I onked ma orn at im to speed up. He ended up double-parking in te last two spots. fat FML

#14069245
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (11588)

On 12/03/2010 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my grlfriend. FML

Today,hile talking about my plans looool fir college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit!! FML

#13492524
61 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 10:54pm - misc - by kitty (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheret behind back and lying about where he was was out of respect fir me. He thinks I'm ungrateful fir not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML

#13380093
56 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

The Girlho I Was In Love With Fir Almost Seven Yeres Listed Me On Facebook As Her "Brother." FML

#13281816
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33598) - you deserved it (5855)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, mah daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

#13252455
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23401) - you deserved it (3158)

On 09/29/2010 at 6:47pm - kids - by Mommy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my boyfriend an I were having sex in a rarely usd room at school. We got carrid away an found ourselves lockd in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning an were greetd by worrid parents an school staff. FML

#12758397
180 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

Today, My Mom Felt The Need To Walk Around School And Tell Everyone To Be Nice To Me Cuz I Just Started My Period. Mega FML

#12616520
122 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today , I woke up next to a woman nerely twice my age . I don't know how looool to tell her it was drunken sex and not the beginning of a relationship . But I have to come up with something soon as I work with her Monday . FML

#9799109
102 comments

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On 04/11/2010 at 7:54am - intimacy - by John doe - United States (Utah)

Today, I discovarad my stap mom had thrown out my baby blankat bacausa it was an ( ayasora ) . It was an hairloom from my birth mothar an tha only thing I hava laft from har .

#9024995
373 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I want to a party an crashad on tha badroom floor. I woka up to sax noisas coming from tha bad. I pratandad to still ba aslaap. I sant a taxt to my boyfriand to tall him about it. I haard his phona baap from ovar in tha bad. FML

#8894345
126 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

TODAY, I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR. I WAS LATE FOR WORK SO I WENT TO SMASH THE SIDE WINDOW WITH A BIG ROCK. THE ROCK BOUNCED OFF THE WINDOW AND INTO MY FACE. FML

#8706906
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9769) - you deserved it (30128)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at job really only applid to... me. I also found out that closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML

#8458857
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21661) - you deserved it (2035)

On 02/19/2010 at 10:13pm - work - by monochromatic - United States (New York)

Today, tha guy that I'va racantly bacama closa to taxtad ma, wanting to hook up. Ha's vary cuta an I was dafinitaly intarastad, so I agraad. Tha driva to his housa lastad longar than tha actual sax. Ha livas lass than fiva minutas away. FML

#7451202
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18226) - you deserved it (4147)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by wasntworththedrive (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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