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sicpupyz122
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 October 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 476
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sicpupyz122 : The poet is not meant to be seen, but meant to be heard.

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (30547) - you deserved it (7490)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (26996) - you deserved it (3677)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

#13075106 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (14544) - you deserved it (8657)

On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (5047) - you deserved it (13211)

On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

#13036561 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (14085) - you deserved it (7908)

On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

#13034308 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (17259) - you deserved it (1587)

On 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

#13033925 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (25185) - you deserved it (1727)

On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I admitted to my mother that I've had sex with my boyfriend. She seemed to handle it well, but when my boyfriend came over, she condemned him to hell in between asking him what he would like to have for dinner. FML

#13019644 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (17842) - you deserved it (7115)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)