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About sicChick : I'm a bibliophile.
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Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22886) - you deserved it (6991)

On 11/03/2009 at 9:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29530) - you deserved it (9402)

On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39417) - you deserved it (17094)

On 09/25/2009 at 2:16pm - love - by looking (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a blind date with a girl someone in my office set me up with. Before the waitress returned with our drinks, this girl asked me to go to her parent's house and pretend to be the father of her yet unborn child because the real father is a drug addict and in jail for stealing her dad's car. FML

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49585) - you deserved it (6195)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? "No light at all." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44439) - you deserved it (6611)

On 07/29/2009 at 1:42am - love - by Ouch (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML


I agree, your life sucks (140010) - you deserved it (7937)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70092) - you deserved it (27899)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:24pm - money - by Broke (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68644) - you deserved it (9418)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

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