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by lobstercola / 11/24/2012 at 11:35am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Janitoro / 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/21/2012 at 12:00am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
by vanillatwilight2 / 11/20/2012 at 11:50pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/20/2012 at 12:23pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
by kinkicali / 11/20/2012 at 3:43am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm / United States / Love
by woman / 11/17/2012 at 3:45am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by akiza / 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm / Japan / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by fuzz94 / 11/14/2012 at 4:06am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat, he also got inside the car and sat next to my date, pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back to the house. My mom laughed and gave him $20. It was a dare. FML
by Mmkay1515 / 11/12/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
by BulldogHoops / 11/12/2012 at 12:12am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2012 at 10:10pm / Canada / Money