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shutuplikenoway
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 May 1991 (20 years)
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Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71342) - you deserved it (4102)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24801) - you deserved it (1166)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)



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