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Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (3788)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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