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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2290
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About shuoq76 : Alright, well for starters I'm 16 years old and from America. I just hang around FML from time to time and I like to leave comments all around. :D but if you must know anything about me.... It's that I'm quite musically talented. I play the guitar, piano, the drums (kinda) and I sing.. Alot! Sooo yeahh I probably wasted like half a minute of your life but that's cool right?

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Today , I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in mah building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

#19635956
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19718) - you deserved it (8134)

On 05/17/2012 at 6:33am - misc - by kazmatazz (woman) - Oman

Today.!! !! mah grlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her.!! !! an that she was afraid I would leave her !! So she left me instead !! I'd been thinking about proposing !! FML

#19630328
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32219) - you deserved it (2417)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

today a friendho I hadn't seen in ahile offered to give me a ride . I didn't really know how to give directions to mah house, sohen we had been driving for ahile and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there . FML

#19621592
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10118) - you deserved it (35565)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, mah boyfriend started laughing during sex cuz mah boobs are slightly different . He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either . FML

#19621100
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36078) - you deserved it (5941)

On 05/14/2012 at 6:31am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML

#19614809
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26599) - you deserved it (2341)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (10273)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

#19540366
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (3199)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML

#19533059
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (3275) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezd the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realisd that I'm probably too immature to be washing own clothes. FML

#19521311
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10446) - you deserved it (25625)

On 04/24/2012 at 10:03am - intimacy - by mmmtortilla (woman) - Spain (Pais Vasco)

Today, I yet again hered a friend say ( YOLO ) as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face an offering him the chance to suck on one of mah turds, since apparently ( YOLO. ) FML

#19520181
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19707) - you deserved it (5109)

On 04/24/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I faked back pain to get out of sex with mah wife. FML

#19519043
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11271) - you deserved it (31962)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Yesterday , due to nervousness , I threw up while proposing to my grlfriend. FML

#19515625
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34072) - you deserved it (3413)

On 04/23/2012 at 5:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, it was mah wedding day. With mah best friend as the priest, she askd, "Do you looool take this man to be yur lawfully weddd husband?" After saying I do, she then turnd to him an askd, "Do you want to bang mah friend?" Everyone laughd, except mah already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44316) - you deserved it (4060)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon



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