Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
About shuoq76 : Alright, well for starters I'm 16 years old and from America. I just hang around FML from time to time and I like to leave comments all around. :D but if you must know anything about me.... It's that I'm quite musically talented. I play the guitar, piano, the drums (kinda) and I sing.. Alot! Sooo yeahh I probably wasted like half a minute of your life but that's cool right?
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today.!! !! mah grlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her.!! !! an that she was afraid I would leave her !! So she left me instead !! I'd been thinking about proposing !! FML
today a friendho I hadn't seen in ahile offered to give me a ride . I didn't really know how to give directions to mah house, sohen we had been driving for ahile and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there . FML
Taday I went to the store for some pads with dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realizd that they were scentd. He took one out of the box, sniffd it, made me sniff it, then insistd the cashier smell it. big fat FML
TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML
Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML
Today, while putting on a load of laundry, I squeezd the detergent bottle and it made a noise like a woman's orgasm. After laughing, I realisd that I'm probably too immature to be washing own clothes. FML
Today, I yet again hered a friend say ( YOLO ) as if it's a word. It was so annoying that I had to restrain myself from punching him in the face an offering him the chance to suck on one of mah turds, since apparently ( YOLO. ) FML
Today, it was mah wedding day. With mah best friend as the priest, she askd, "Do you looool take this man to be yur lawfully weddd husband?" After saying I do, she then turnd to him an askd, "Do you want to bang mah friend?" Everyone laughd, except mah already disapproving father. FML
Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML
Friday 27 March 2015