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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2291
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About shuoq76 : Alright, well for starters I'm 16 years old and from America. I just hang around FML from time to time and I like to leave comments all around. :D but if you must know anything about me.... It's that I'm quite musically talented. I play the guitar, piano, the drums (kinda) and I sing.. Alot! Sooo yeahh I probably wasted like half a minute of your life but that's cool right?

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Today mah boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well until he tried to putted it in. A few minutes later he said "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

#19763294
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31500) - you deserved it (4952)

On 06/10/2012 at 12:13am - intimacy - by rachiej8 - United States (Vermont)

Today, after a long nigt of partying, I fell asleep,ile ma bride was delivering er vows. FML

#19761767
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6825) - you deserved it (54148)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY AT THE BEACH, MAH BOYFRIEND PICKD ME UP AND CARRID ME OVER HIS SHOULDER. I FELT MAH BIKINI TOP COME UNDONE IN THE PROCESS. I PANICKD AND PULLD DOWN ON HIS SHORTS. WE WERE FIND FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. FML

#19757535
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (9033)

On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, looool I was in a business meeting . I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to boss and a few other associates . Then a notification popped up in the middle of presentation reminding me that I needed to renew pornhub subscription . FML

#19754220
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13347) - you deserved it (44388)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was oparating on a young girl, whan sha bagan to awakan during tha surgary. Wa quickly put har back undar, of coursa, but now I'm tarrifiad that sha'll ramambar my profusa cursing and gat ma in tha shit with my curmudgaonly killjoy of a boss. maga FML

#19727538
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (10207)

On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday I Said To Mah Boyfriend That He Makes The Same Noises When He Smells Bacon As He Does When We Have Sex . Now Everytime We Have Sex He Whispers "Bacon..." In Mah Ear . Fat FML

#19719748
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (28553)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (7715)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was browsing te web on my boyfriend's laptop, wen I idly clicked a bookmark . It turned out to be is private blog, were e most recently spoke in very creepy detail about is efforts to make me love im, remarking tat, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in er breeding ips." FML

#19663287
304 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went all the way fir the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finishd, she askd me, ( What just happend? Was that sex? ) I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (6408)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

#19651204
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20675) - you deserved it (7947)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

today I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had startd to dry out. When my mom askd me if I needd anything, I immediately respondd with "lotion and tissues," realizing what I was suggesting. She then talkd to me fir 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

#19650159
85 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today , I woke up early 4 an important team meeting I needed to attend. I wased , got canged , and sat down to eat breakfast... I ten woke up again , an our late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (4052)

On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today... mah husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading... and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55... he retorted... "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night... fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (4771)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML

#19644212
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14711) - you deserved it (25599)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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