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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2288
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About shuoq76 : Alright, well for starters I'm 16 years old and from America. I just hang around FML from time to time and I like to leave comments all around. :D but if you must know anything about me.... It's that I'm quite musically talented. I play the guitar, piano, the drums (kinda) and I sing.. Alot! Sooo yeahh I probably wasted like half a minute of your life but that's cool right?

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

#20069788
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25160) - you deserved it (4920)

On 09/13/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

feeling angry at the world, I threw a bottle, that had been clerely marked to be recycled, into a garbage can as an act of defiance. Minutes later, I guiltily retreated an spent the next few minutes with entire arm stuck up the stinking ass of a city garbage can. FML

#20069676
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5986) - you deserved it (32758)

On 09/12/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML

#20052962
181 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a plannad 12-hour powar cut for maintananca work,hich I'd forgot all about. In naad of a showar bafora work, I spant 45 minutas boiling pots of watar on tha stova to taka a lukawarm, 6-inch daap bath, bafora raalizing mah watar haatar runs on natural gas an was working fina. raal FML

#20048975
83 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by Powerless (man) - Australia

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (5733)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23504) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I reconcild after having a huge fight last week . We went out drinking, and things got pretty intense, so we went back to my place . We made it to the bedroom, but somewhere between her taking off my shirt and me taking off her pants, we both passd out . FML

#20043150
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21353) - you deserved it (12627)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by unfucked (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally decodd the system my parent use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossd-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" big fat FML

#20042325
122 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I have a heret condition that causes migraines an fainting... so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke... so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines... I should avoid salt. mega FML

#20038541
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34157) - you deserved it (1699)

On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

#20034900
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35567) - you deserved it (8955)

On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a stranger cummed up to me with a flrty smile, greeted me by my name, an asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. mega FML

#20031656
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (6863)

On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

TODAY , I WAS AT STARBUCK AFTER HAVING A ROUGH DAY . THE OLD MAN BESIDE ME WAS TALKING TO HIS FRIEND . OUT OF THE CORNER OF MAH EYE , I SAW HIM POINT AT ME AND SAY , "SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL OVER THERE?" FLATTERED , I LISTENED CLOSER , UNTIL HE FINISHED HIS STATEMENT WITH , "SHE'S GONNA DIE." FML

#20031501
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24750) - you deserved it (2075)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML

#20027548
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39566) - you deserved it (2323)

On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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