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shuoq76
  • Town/Country : Guess, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 625
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About shuoq76 : Alright, well for starters I'm 15 years old and from America. I just hang around FML from time to time and I like to leave comments all around. :D but if you must know anything about me.... It's that I'm quite musically talented. I play the guitar, piano, the drums (kinda) and I sing.. Alot! Sooo yeahh I probably wasted like half a minute of your life but that's cool right?

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Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13385) - you deserved it (25231)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

#16429286
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13385) - you deserved it (25231)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23273) - you deserved it (8848)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML

#14755062
127 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 7:41am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I lost my virginity. I also found out that if I have a powerful enough orgasm, I am launched into a lengthy and uncontrollable sneezing fit. FML

#13737097
165 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 10:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

#13699174
135 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
287 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

#12894128
237 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

#8313100
110 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 8:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
276 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616
190 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML

#6926998
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34050) - you deserved it (2012)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I randomly gazed over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to "close my legs and stop checking out her man". FML

Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I randomly gazed over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to "close my legs and stop checking out her man". FML



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