About shuoq76 : Alright, well for starters I'm 15 years old and from America. I just hang around FML from time to time and I like to leave comments all around. :D but if you must know anything about me.... It's that I'm quite musically talented. I play the guitar, piano, the drums (kinda) and I sing.. Alot! Sooo yeahh I probably wasted like half a minute of your life but that's cool right?
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Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States
Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 7:41am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I lost my virginity. I also found out that if I have a powerful enough orgasm, I am launched into a lengthy and uncontrollable sneezing fit. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 10:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 8:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I randomly gazed over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to "close my legs and stop checking out her man". FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 2:00am - work - by Yapanesedidwhat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, as a customer was trying on some outfits, I randomly gazed over at her husband for his opinion. The response I got? Him licking his lips. Just then his wife looked up to see me gawking at him in shock. She yelled at me to "close my legs and stop checking out her man". FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 2:00am - work - by Yapanesedidwhat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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