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shudashuia
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  • Number of visits : 361
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shudashuia : who can teach me english . for repaying .i teach chinese....

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Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

#6224810 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (2214)

On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML

#6213583 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (21751) - you deserved it (3456)

On 11/08/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by bob (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

#6145744 (84)

I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (3946)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:26am - work - by dishwasherforlife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)