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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 25378
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shree : If you want: shree72@gmail.com

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Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppin by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. mega FML

#2418263
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21185) - you deserved it (222920)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was sitting in ma basement watcing IT. I eard a knocking at ma door an turned te outside ligts on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out an began screaming an jumping around lyk a Ciuaua on drugs. My friends told me it sould be on YouTube witin te week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51146) - you deserved it (8368)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (316327)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

#948871
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99401) - you deserved it (23189)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

#911681
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32360) - you deserved it (40568)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (291846) - you deserved it (19240)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday boyfriand an I wara at his housa having sax!! Aftar about 30 minutas , his mom cummd homa an was knocking on tha door asking "What r u doing?" Thinking I might hava a chanca to snaak out , I got drassd looool raal quiat!! Than boyfriand answars , "Zoa!! I'm doing Zoa."

#459925
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82519) - you deserved it (15081)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

#287682
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136185) - you deserved it (20311)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52499) - you deserved it (98453)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working at the grocery store an a very old woman wanted to give me a tip 4 bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile an a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

#249390
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56019) - you deserved it (4100)

On 03/09/2009 at 2:15am - work - by unsatisfied (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96707) - you deserved it (19087)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walkd into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase !! I said, "Accidents happen." She replid, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

#234028
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (96707) - you deserved it (19087)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Cody (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AND TOLD HER HOW I'D BEEN FASCINATED WITH SPACE SINCE I WAS 12, HAD READ ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING, AND HOW I WANT TO BE AN ASTROLOGIST WHEN I GROW UP. SHE STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND, BEFORE SAYING, "BUT YOU'RE... STUPID." FML

#233372
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64702) - you deserved it (16288)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH GUIDANCE COUNSELOR AND TOLD HER HOW I'D BEEN FASCINATED WITH SPACE SINCE I WAS 12, HAD READ ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING, AND HOW I WANT TO BE AN ASTROLOGIST WHEN I GROW UP. SHE STARED AT ME FOR A SECOND, BEFORE SAYING, "BUT YOU'RE... STUPID." FML

#233372
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64702) - you deserved it (16288)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)



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