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Today, as I couldn't get the arplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat looool I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to putted this new piece of information to the test. FML

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189 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, Mah Son Broke A Window At School Playing Football. Not Only Did He Break One, He Broke The Other Window Next To It. His Excuse? He Tried Making It Look Like A Bird Flew In One Way An Flew Out The Other. I Have To Pay $800 To Fix It. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Was In The Bathroom, When Someone Came Up Behind Me!! Instead Of Waiting 4 A Urinal To Free Up, He Wedged His Way In Between Me And Another Guy, And Promptly Began Peeing In My Urinal, Crossing Streams In The Process!! FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I HAD TO SELL MY PHONE TO PAY 4 THE PHONE BILL. FML

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81 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I had mah buddies over fir a few beers and... trying to be cool... I told mah wife to get out of the living room an back in the kitchen. I felt smug... right up until she said... "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over fir another 20 minutes... dick." FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Had All Of Wisdom Teeth Removed. After The Anesthesia Wore Off, I Asked How Long The Procedure Took, And The Nurse Told Me A Little Less Than An Hour. Apparently I Thought This Was Hilarious And Started Laughing,hich Ripped New Stitches. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:04pm - health - by bouncekitty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came ome at noon from a long nigt out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and eels. As I walked up to te door and knocked to be let in, te womanipped around and I figured outo it was. My dad. FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)

yesterday I was getting mugged. In shock , I said , "Are u mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded , "Duh , do u think I grabbed u fir yur looks?" FML

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On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday my brother's best friend spent the night an was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot an as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face an told my parents. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)



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