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Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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142 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
188 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

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121 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
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On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
81 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
95 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:04pm - health - by bouncekitty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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148 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 4:40am - misc - by superfiedman (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

#4274462
81 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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414 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)



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