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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 November 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 767
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shortypie : I am a 20 year old woman, currently in the Army. I am stationed in Italy after doing 15 mths in Afghanistan. I am easy going and not like any other female you could meet. Lately life just sucks and it's good to know that I am not the only one feeling that way!

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shortypie's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (5627)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44291) - you deserved it (17545)

On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (71785)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by wastedlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML


I agree, your life sucks (130681) - you deserved it (78551)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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