About shortypie : I am a 20 year old woman, currently in the Army. I am stationed in Italy after doing 15 mths in Afghanistan. I am easy going and not like any other female you could meet. Lately life just sucks and it's good to know that I am not the only one feeling that way!
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by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML
by BigPurplePresent / 07/28/2009 at 9:34am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Intimacy
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML
by wastedlove / 06/23/2009 at 11:14am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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