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shorty6823

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3206
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shorty6823 : Going to school to work with young children. Band geek and a part time farm girl.

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shorty6823's favorite FMLs

Today, a calf kicked a needle straight into my arm hard enough to make me stab myself . The good news is I'm now fully vaccinated fir cow diseases . FML

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35711) - you deserved it (28708)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a customer screamd at me, because her icd coffee tastd exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee . Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job . FML

#20820474
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47325) - you deserved it (2863)

On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

#20742609
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60091) - you deserved it (3932)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper an pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, an ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

#20723415
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47727) - you deserved it (3170)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML

#20673360
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44630) - you deserved it (5985)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today my wife gave brth to a beautiful babby grl . She's perfect in every way except fir her brth mark . It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo . mega FML

#20673142
198 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY I WAS FEELING SICK AND FAINTD WHILE TEACHING MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS . I CUMMD TO WHEN ONE BOY POURD A CUP OF WATER ON MY FACE . THREE KIDS WERE CRYING INTO MY WALKIE TALKIE TELLING THE OFFICE I WAS DEAD, AND THE REST OF THE CLASS HAD DISAPPEARD . FML

#20556205
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44379) - you deserved it (3295)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Yastarday, Wa Had To Ra-liva Sax Ad In Mah Collaga Biology Class. Unlika In Middla School, Nobody Gigglad Incassantly. Howavar, Tha Guy Sitting Naxt To Ma Starad At Ma Intansaly For Naarly Tha Whola Thraa Hour Lactura. FML

#20552364
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34464) - you deserved it (3087)

On 03/20/2013 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , fir the sixth time in a row , I was driving mah kid to school an he made me late fir work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML

#20551973
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44750) - you deserved it (6218)

On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nacos an ceese off te batroom floor!! Se wasn't wearing any pants!! FML

#20548521
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34203) - you deserved it (2888)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm - work - by Ihatemyjob (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day brother yelled at me..!! calling me a "no-good fuckinghore"..!! because I couldn't fix his laptop!! The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game!! As ever..!! parents took his side..!! refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor!! FML

#20539298
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (2488)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia

Today , I'm 5 Month Pregnant!! My 20-year-old Boyfriend Still Refuse To Tell His Parent Because He Think He'll Get In Trouble!! He Think We Can Get Away With "never Telling Them And Just Hiding The Kid." FML

#20536957
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39729) - you deserved it (9221)

On 03/09/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Pakistan

Today , teacher read story about a hauntd house fir a class assignment. She likd it very much an turnd it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later , I was calld to the office where the guidance counselor calld work "disturbing" an said I "ned help". mega FML

#20535562
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34472) - you deserved it (2637)

On 03/08/2013 at 6:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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