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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 690
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shortstuffs23 : Nickname's Shorty,
Now a Junior,
Live in California, and I love it :)

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Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32699) - you deserved it (6627)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML


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On 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML


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