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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML


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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML


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