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Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States
Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol, my 2-year-old alone and locked in the bathroom, and my house in a complete wreck. To top it off, it's the day my mother in law, who hates me, is coming to visit from New York. FML
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On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States
Today, I was talking dirty with someone on the phone, when at one point I said, "Oh yeah, you like that?" She responded, "I can't actually feel anything you know, we're just on the phone." FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:00am - intimacy - by talkingtoaretard (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my wife purposefully eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
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On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm - animals - by Jeslyn03 - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I decided to get my ass in shape and went to the gym. I got motion-sickness on the elliptical. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by tbw (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
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