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Today I was taxting my girlfriand and askad har fir a pictura axpacting somathing provocativa . Sha sant ma a pictura of har holding a positiva pragnancy tast . Wa had sax onca . FML

#19758301
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15658) - you deserved it (41850)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

yesterdayhile I was on stage dancing fir a competition dress rehearsal, mah top fell off, exposing mah breasts . I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it . That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

#19737125
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24133) - you deserved it (2681)

On 06/05/2012 at 3:27am - misc - by KenzFell (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at te supermarket ceckout. I anded over ma items, wic included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. Te security guard standing beside te casier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; se's flowing from every ole!" FML

#19623439
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39378) - you deserved it (4078) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/14/2012 at 6:23pm - misc - by lafinesse (woman) -

Today , I had to put one of my preschool student in timeout fir masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39248) - you deserved it (3732)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I was so bakd out of mah mind that I argud with mah parakeet over who fartd!! I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument!! Worse still, mah boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting!! FML

#19406343
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8216) - you deserved it (37382)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, two drop dead gorgeou Australian asked me fir directions. Being so shocked by their beauty an accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21040) - you deserved it (9555)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I still can't find a job to support myself . The only experience I have is a month looool in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp . FML

#19333832
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17991) - you deserved it (3506)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went down on grlfriend 4 the frst time. Let's just say pubes an toilet paper residue were the least of problems. mega FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47371) - you deserved it (4614)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

#19327159
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7335) - you deserved it (21885)

On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard . Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog . FML

#19301320
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11466) - you deserved it (17701)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumpd me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23282) - you deserved it (2778)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML

#19046933
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today mah dad finally met mah girlfriend. Unfortunately , he was driving the ambulance that she was in , due to severe alcohol poisoning an was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (6827)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now , every time that we have sex , that song is going to be stuck in my head.

#19005217
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (36107)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom



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