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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15442) - you deserved it (35822)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (6118)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37975) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

#19046512
91 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

#19042129
83 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
219 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
95 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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167 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

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On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)



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