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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 October 1996 (18 years)
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About shmexyme : I couldn't care less of what ppl think of me!!!

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Today, I was in the shower, when I heard my daughter scream and shout, "Mommy, mommy! Help! Come quick!" I panicked and rushed downstairs without even looking for a towel to cover myself, all so I could find out she'd just gotten a piece of dirt on her shoe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22439) - you deserved it (2510)

On 07/02/2012 at 5:17pm - kids - by Sh*t (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)



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