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  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 August 1993 (20 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

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