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Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38220) - you deserved it (20926)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65913) - you deserved it (18171)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59787) - you deserved it (16215)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -



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