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shiritt
  • Town/Country : nowhere, nowhere
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1057
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About shiritt : I quit with this site, that means that everybody can use my avatar as its own.

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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

#8742333
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8161) - you deserved it (33830)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23888) - you deserved it (7020)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (3881)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60702) - you deserved it (4413)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14049) - you deserved it (38715)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

#4782445
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35220) - you deserved it (4630)

On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

#2464746
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42941) - you deserved it (7555)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)

Today, my boy friend said "you know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML

#2401768
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43332) - you deserved it (2906)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jazzyfayyye (woman) - United States (California)



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