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Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love
by mamano / 03/03/2016 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
by oblivious idiot / 02/12/2016 at 2:50am / Love
by joco4 / 01/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm / Canada / Love
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
by mmoments / 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BashyDaBest / 11/14/2015 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML
by friendless1004 / 11/12/2015 at 11:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 1:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
- Today, I realized I might be falling in love with my best friend. I see him multiple times a week… Today, my grandfather called me after not contacting for almost ten years and told me that he wants… Today, I tried to wake up my boyfriend for morning sex with a Blowjob, he woke up looked at me said…