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Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML
by gettinganF / 05/23/2016 at 7:57am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Kaibel / 05/21/2016 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 6:34am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love
by mamano / 03/03/2016 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML
by joco4 / 01/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm / Canada / Love
Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML
by mmoments / 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, I was taking a picture for my girlfriend on her phone when a message from another guy popped… Today, while looking for pants to fit over my cast from a broken leg the drawer of my dresser flew…