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shinymaster3000

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2232
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About shinymaster3000 : Hoping to get an approved FML one day

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Visits<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 11:41am<b>BiGTiMeNeRD</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:56am<b>Bibblejomin</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 6:21pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 11:11am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 10:24am<b>PplsChoice</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 5:12am<b>a_28xo</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 12:49pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 4:00am<b>bandaidstations</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 2:37pm<b>mogliee</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 6:54am<b>BrightBlue87</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 2:28am<b>Settlepetal</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 8:53pm<b>DMA0712</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 6:31pm<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:09pm<b>djcity</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 6:31am<b>Nail9797</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 5:07pm<b>watermelon1</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 11:12pm

Fucked!<b>Desiree_lianne</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 5:41pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 4:56am

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shinymaster3000's favorite FMLs

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

by gettinganF / 05/23/2016 at 7:57am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

Today, I found an injured rabbit by the side of the road. I was about to take it to the local vet, when my husband picked it up and casually snapped its neck. "No rabbit's worth my money" he said, forgetting that he's been a jobless moocher for over 3 years. Pass me the goddamn divorce papers. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 6:34am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized I didn't want to come home from a business trip because I like my job more than my husband. I hate my job. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I met a girl who was just as socially anxious as me. We spent the whole night staring at each other, then quickly looking away when the other person saw. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love

Today, my mother told me I wasn't worth the 13 hours it took for her to give birth to me. All because I beat her in Parcheesi. FML

by mamano / 03/03/2016 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML

by man-period? / 03/02/2016 at 1:48am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, I was playing Badminton in P.E, and I was paired with a particularly pretty girl, who for some reason kept asking stupid questions that we both knew the answers to. I've only now just realized that she was trying to initiate conversation with me. This is why I have no friends. FML

by oblivious idiot / 02/12/2016 at 2:50am / Love

Today, after being in a committed relationship for five years, I just found out that my girlfriend's parents have no idea that we are together. She says she "forgot" to tell them. FML

by joco4 / 01/15/2016 at 1:00pm / United States (Alabama) / Love

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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2016 at 9:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm / Canada / Love

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML

by mmoments / 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous