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shinelikeastar
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35751) - you deserved it (13644)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17791) - you deserved it (45244)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461726) - you deserved it (573584)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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