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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (17815)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20500) - you deserved it (49370)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)



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